*WHEREIN THE AUTHOR WORKS OUT HIS TRUE FEELINGS ON CHRISTMAS **WITH THANX TO THE OTHER JIM ***SET TO THE TUNE OF … OH, YOU KNOW
On the First Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Second Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On The Third Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
One the Fourth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Burning Syphilis Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Fifth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave to Me Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphilis Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Sixth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave to Me Scabies A-Flaking Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphilis Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Seventh Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Seven Canker Sores Scabies A-Flaking Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphilis Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Eighth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave to Me Epileptic Seizures Seven Canker Sores Scabies A-Flaking Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphilis Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Ninth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Advanced Diabetes Epileptic Seizures Seven Canker Sores Scabies A-Flaking Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphilis Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Tenth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Tapeworm Infection Advanced Diabetes Epileptic Seizures Seven Canker Sores Scabies A-Flaking Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphilis Crabs & Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On the Eleventh day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Polyps In My Colon Tapeworm Infection Advanced Diabetes Epileptic Seizures Seven Canker Sores Scabies A-Flaking Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphillis Crabs and Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
On The Twelfth Day of Clinics My True Love Gave To Me Twelve E-coli Cupcakes Polyps In My Colon Tapeworm Infection Advanced Diabetes Epileptic Seizures Seven Canker Sores Scabies A-Flaking Mad Cow Disease! Burning Syphilis Crabs and Lice Genital Warts And Chronic Hepatitis C
